Adding to the chorus of Awesome Lists I offer the menial Awesome Funny Markov Chains, a

facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by memorylessness

aka "the Markov property" (the memoryless property of a stochastic process - i.e. randomness).

What's a markov chain, and why is it funny?

Some of my favourites from the list: